you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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