tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need to calm my uterus...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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