Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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