Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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