Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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