wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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