At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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