When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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