How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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