I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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