im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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