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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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