I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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