ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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