Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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