What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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