The brown eye won't let me do that either.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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