But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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