Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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