Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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