i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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