but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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