I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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