how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I need moral support for this bender
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize