Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Can you repeat that, but with context?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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