Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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