those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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