On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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