I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We just shotgunned beers for America
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
