you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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