my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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