feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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