even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Boobs speak an international language.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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