I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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