Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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