Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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