How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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