the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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