if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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