I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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