I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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