Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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