I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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