I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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