So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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