is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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