I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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