I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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