I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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