it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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