Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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