white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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