so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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