Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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