We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I think i got beer on your cat.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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