Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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